THE WOMEN I LOVE « MARD LIFE

First Day, Big Change.

Sometimes, they wanted to be so next to each other, I would expect them to merge into one. Other times, they'll be at each other’s throat and I'll have to be the buffer, to prevent them from exchanging punches.

Me And MB – The Reunion (The Women I Love)

Once again, it seemed the party and come to a halt and everyone was staring at our awkward reunion. "Hi" she finally whispered.

Me And MB – The Pre-Reunion (The Women I Love)

But then, ice cream is the smallest price to pay to see MB again. She is worth a thousand, even a million ice creams. I just can't wait.

First Love (The Women I Love)

When do we humans first become aware of ourselves? When do we take note of our environment? When is the first time we recognize others? At what age do we start having friends? When do we first fall in love?

LL Cool Carl

I no be Casanova but I like women them; I know you have a lover help me hail you man them; My name is Carl and this is the story of me and the many women I love.

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