Singlet And Boxers – YMCMPP

Singlet And Boxers – YMCMPP

The time has come for our women to be more imaginative. If you refuse to do it peaceably now, then wait until we become the government. Sales of singlet and boxers will be banned immediately after Christmas, and only resume after Valentine's day.
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Free Sponge For All – YMCMPP

Free Sponge For All – YMCMPP

When the Bible says that "a thousand shall fall by your side and ten thousand at your right hand," it shouldn't be by your armpit. It should be by God's protection.
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Do Not Off Your Mic – YMCMPP

Do Not Off Your Mic – YMCMPP

As you begin to wander into "off your mic" territory, you might notice that your microphone has gone mute. Don't worry. At least, we kept our promise. We never asked you to off the mic.
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Electoral Appeal – YMCMPP

Electoral Appeal – YMCMPP

Why didn't anyone advise Godswill Akpabio not to appeal his own loss? He didn't even wait for the election appeal court before instituting his appeal, he went to lodge his complaint before a regular court.
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Lovers Database – YMCMPP

Lovers Database – YMCMPP

The YMCMPP have come to the realization that one of the major things holding back this potentially great nation from progressing is unfaithfulness among lovers.
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Beautifying Nigeria – YMCMPP

Beautifying Nigeria – YMCMPP

It has come to our attention at the YMCMPP that as much as Nigerians love the festive seasons, the government of Nigeria at all levels doesn't catch the festive spirit. At all.
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Let Us Sell Nigeria – YMCMPP

Let Us Sell Nigeria – YMCMPP

There is a rising sentiment among Nigerians that the government should sell the country, share the proceeds, so we can all move on with our lives. Despite how funny that sounds, a ridiculous amount of people are actually buying more into the idea daily.
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The Wall (YMCMPP)

The Wall (YMCMPP)

We at YMCMPP believe that the time has come for Nigeria to build her own wall. It is going to be the tallest, grandest and most beautiful wall this planet has ever hosted.
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Ending Distraction (YMCMPP)

Ending Distraction (YMCMPP)

Here at the Young Money Cash Money People's Party, it has come to our attention that one of the biggest problem bedeviling our nation is that of distraction.
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Young Money Cash Money People’s Party – YMCMPP

Young Money Cash Money People’s Party – YMCMPP

Fellow countrymen, and women. I am here to introduce you to the party of the future. Young Money Cash Money People's Party. YMCMPP!!!!
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