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Rhethorics: Mr Ballot Box Snatcher, Where Are You Going To?
Mr Ballot Box Snatcher, what's up? You have been paid to go on another snatching spree, you have been instructed on which polling station to disturb, you have picked your accomplices, please tell me, is it worth it?
Rhethorics: How Much Is Your Dream Worth?
How much is a dream worth? How much should a future be sold for? Even Martin Luther King and his dream, how much was it worth?
Rhethorics: What Are Your Thoughts?
Has the thoughts that crosses your mind ever crossed your mind? Have you ever think about what you do think about? Do you know the power of your thoughts?
Why Do Men Cheat? – RHETORICS
Why do men cheat? Is it ever excusable or permissible? Can a man ever be faithful to his lady? Is love really cursed by monogamy? Would polygamy be the fix and make a man not cheat anymore?
How Much Is That Bouquet? – RHETORICS
Before I go crazy, will you kindly tell me again, how much is that bouquet of flowers you just threw to those girls? Will the girl that caught it kindly return my money or my flower, or does she really think she is the next to marry when she is still single to stupor right now?
What Is A Certificate? – Rhetorics
To get any other job, you need a certificate, but when you run for the highest political office in Nigeria, you can gladly tell your followers "Who WAEC done help?"
Did You Miss Me? – RHETORICS
Yes. I stayed long. Yes. I missed you. Yes I am back to never leave again. Yes. We are set for life. I need to know though, did you miss me? Did you wait for me? Or am I the new town fool?
Was Ambode Right? – RHETORICS
If the Lagos APC primary election was free and fair, did Governor Ambode stand a chance of winning or was it a lost battle before it even started?
When NYSC Go Expire? – RHETORICS
Can we still remember why the NYSC was founded? Can we objectively look back and say NYSC is past its sell-by date or totally unnecessary?
Will We Really Be Alright?
How often have you heard the phrase “We will be alright”, “All will be well“, “We’ll be fine” and other supposedly therapeutic words?Which country has more optimistic people who are watching their country’s fortunes go downhill but keep believing?Is our […]
Happy New Year? – RHETORICS
How new is the year still is to you? Are you still excited? Has the novelty worn off? Has the New Year become just another year to you again?
How Did We Get Here? – RHETORICS
How did we get here? When did the love ebb out? How quickly did the honeymoon end? How did we get so busy? How did the flame burn out?
RHETORICS – WHEN DO YOU STOP?
When are you allowed to stop? When would people agree you can stop? Whose permission do you need to stop? Is refusing to stop equal to people pleasing?
RHETORICS – WHAT KEEPS YOU GOING?
Through thick and thin, what keeps you going? When the tide is against you, how do you not give up?
RHETORICS – DO YOU NEED A HUG?
Do you know you can't give a hug without getting one back? Do you need a hug or do you need to start giving out hugs? What's your time over there? Hug o'clock.
RHETORICS – DO YOU KNOW?
Do you know the prize you get when you get successful? Do you know the price you have to pay to get successful? Is it worth it?
RHETORICS – CAN YOU KILL RATS?
Can you kill rats? Will you serve the biggest of national interest of all time? Will you help your nation, Nigeria the great, annihilate the rats overrunning the President's office?
RHETORICS – Mr President, How Was Your Trip?
Welcome back Sir, I hope you know we missed you? Mr President Sir, How Was Your Trip?
RHETORICS – MR PRESIDENT, HOW ARE YOU?
Mr President, how are you? Yes, I know you are fine, but what exactly is wrong? No, don't tell me nothing is wrong cos you have been M.I.A for a while too long now. Once again, how are you?Share with friends:
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3 months ago by mardlifetv This is a Public Service Announcement from the highly prestigious National Association Of Hundred Naira Lovers. It has come to our attention over at the NAHHL that the government and a bunch of other Nation Hating Citizens of our beloved country, Nigeria, have decided to deface our most beautiful currency note. The hundred Naira note, historically, with amount of design work put into it remains the most beautiful and aesthetic pleasing Naira note that our country has. Why the government of the day have decided to sit by and watch it continue to be abused, defaced and disrespected by all
3 months ago by mardlifetv Electoral Appeal - YMCMPP With the 2019 election season gradually, tediously and most importantly, "eventually" coming to a close, we the greatest party ever in the history of Nigeria, (though yet to be officially inaugurated) have noticed an ugly trend. As the future ruling party of Nigeria, it behoves on us to tackle this insidious pattern. As Nigerians, electoral appeals, both significant and ridiculous ones altogether have come to become an important aspect of our electoral process. We eagerly anticipate after the final vote is casted to see which party or candidate will be the first to show up at
3 months ago by mardlifetv After the last incident with Tinu (Which shall never be mentioned again), we didn’t see each other again until we finished our Junior School Leaving Examination. By the time the new school year began, one would think I would have forgotten about the incident, but no. It was seared into my brain. Throughout the long holiday, I had spent countless hours thinking and ruminating on the event. I had come up with over a thousand ways I could have steered the conversation in order to have a different outcome. Truly, if wishes were horses… I was among the last students
4 months ago by mardlifetv Fortune favors the bold. What favors the timid? Misfortune? Destruction? Penury? Lack? Or fortune also? Nigerians are generally a bold collection of people. Any assembly of people, irrespective of the number of people there, if there is or are Nigerians there, they easily make themselves known, try to dominate proceedings or at least, ensure you’ll never forget your encounter with them. But what happens when it comes to politics and policy? Nigerians generally are either not bold or can’t be bothered about it. The smartest as well as the most honest and hard-working people in Nigeria have got a phobia
3 months ago by mardlifetv A common desire among humans is comfort. Ultimately, everything we do is tied towards our comfort at the end of the day. It is common to see people prioritize their comfort over everything else. Some people actually take comfort over meeting their own basic needs. This easily results in laziness and its accompanying consequences. There is nothing wrong in seeking comfort, but then when it comes to comfortability, how much is too much? Necessity is often credited as the mother of all invention. If that is true, then what is the mother of complacency and dearth of innovation? There are
3 months ago by mardlifetv Regret is defined as an emotional pain on account of something done or experienced in the past, with a wish that it had been different; a looking back with dissatisfaction or with longing. To regret is to feel sorry about a thing that has happened, to wish that a thing had not happened, that something else had happened instead. It is to feel sorry about any thing. To regret is basically to be human. As humans, we have our good moments and the bad ones too. We do things we are extremely proud of and would want everybody to know
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3 months ago by mardlifetv Young Fools Become Old Fools (With Love From Dad) Acting the way fools will is often permissible in your youth. People will enable this acts by excusing it away as inexperience, youthful exuberance and not knowing any better. Truly, wisdom comes with age, but at what age does one get enough wisdom to make him put aside the way of fools? Life begins at forty? But a fool at forty is a fool forever, still? Then forty is definitely not the age to start exhibiting wisdom. There are some things a child with do that every adult knows to be
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