There is a running gag among young Nigerians that being a Nigerian in Nigeria is such a hellish experience that no one who has experienced such in life should have to go through the pangs
More important than my fear or dislike for canines, if all Men are dogs, and all dogs go to heaven, can you see where I’m going with this?
These Assistant Jesus seem to know God more than the rest of us. They have the unit for measuring grace and dishing out forgiveness. By looking at you, they can decide if you are worthy of heaven or not.