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TO THE ALTAR

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Everyone is getting married and suddenly, I have to get married too. I do not even have a boyfriend yet, How do I get married now? This is my journey To The Altar.

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Welcome To My Office #ToTheAltar

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  • 04-Jun-2021
My search for a husband has not yielded much result in church. Maybe it is time for me to get professional about it. I need to expand my search to the office. And that is exactly what I did.

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Manual Scan #ToTheAltar

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  • 29-May-2021
The next people on my manual scan were the protocol team. Look at them in their smart suits. How can your biceps and six-packs be poking your suit? It is less that they have the biggest muscles around, and more like they bought suits a couple of sizes too small.

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Blind Scan VS Auto Scan #ToTheAltar

  • IJOSWIL
  • 30-Apr-2021
How long do I have to wait before I come up in someone’s scan? Not just someone, but in the scan of a guy that is my kind of guy. I never thought of this before, am I my spec’s spec?

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Marriage Talk #ToTheAltar

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  • 24-Apr-2021
I find this revelation so funny, yet enlightening, that I can’t even be upset with mummy for starting marriage talk with me this morning. This made a lot of sense.

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She Who Finds A Husband… #ToTheAltar

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  • 19-Apr-2021
They had caught me. Truly, I was lost in thought. But how can I tell them I was thinking about how to get a husband? Hold on. They were the ones that put this thought in my head. I wasn’t thinking about getting married until our discussion yesterday.

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Salary Dance #ToTheAltar

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  • 10-Apr-2021
Who would have thought that my parents would ever ask me about my boyfriend when they had spent their whole life ensuring no man comes near me? The time has come for me to take my “toasters” seriously.

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Knowing Happiness: TO THE ALTAR

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  • 21-Feb-2019
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My name is Happiness, and I am on a journey to the Altar. I forgot to mention, I am single and searching. I am not searching for a boyfriend, I am actually still looking for the one who will ask my hand in marriage and take me to the altar.

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