We the International Association of Backstabbers want to solemnly remember one of our patriarchs this Easter season.
Our hearts and minds go out to Mr. Judas, the son of Iscariot.
We the family of late Mr. Sale would like to thank the writer of last week’s PSA for their kind concern.
What you did is something no one has bothered with in the last couple of decades. From the bottom of our hearts, we say a big thank you.
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Dear Mr. Sale, I don’t know who you have offended in this life, but I can’t help wondering why people keep reminding you that every piece of property doesn’t belong to you.
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It seems like street owners, town planners, and real estate developers are becoming extremely lazy in naming their facilities.
You have ample time to come up with a name, yet somehow you still end up going with Unity Close and Unity Estate.
How original.
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Don’t dye your hair three colors and expect us not to stare. We need to be able to tell if you are looking good or ridiculous.
If you left your home with the intention of looking stunning, why are you then surprised that we are stunned when we see you.
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Don’t these people read books? Don’t they watch movies?
In which storyline does this have a happy ending? Couldn’t they wait until we are done with our current pandemic before they go “probing”?
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Did you propose and they turn you down? We buy rejected engagement rings. And if your proposal was accepted but the ring is too big or small, we buy that too.
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Our Research and Investigation Department has informed us that if we give you too many gifts, other ladies might see it and get interested in us. We want to remain faithful. We don’t want other ladies to come and tempt us. In our opinion, prevention is better than cure.
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Our teams of foreign-trained, world-renowned, and award-winning cleaners are at your service. We believe cleanliness is next to godliness, that is why people call us the clean evangelists.
All Team Clean It All want is for you to relax, knowing we are taking care of your dirt.
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Congratulations on your proposal. Thankfully she accepted.
Before you both drive off into the sunset though, please, who will clean this place?
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Lagos has never had winter. The small harmattan we have been managing and using to prepare for our relocation to Canada, they still now want to collect it from us and our children.
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Members of the stingy men association are actually proud to take care of their family and loved ones. It is even in our bylaws.
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We the members of the Lagos chapter of the association of true agbalumo lovers, want to draw the attention of the public to the sacrilege
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We the International Association Of Timekeepers want to use this opportunity to welcome you to the year 2021. Happy New Year.
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This is a Public Service Announcement from the International Association Of Timekeepers. We are here to announce the resignation of the year 2020.
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Fellow countrymen and women, this is a Public Service Announcement from the Matters Settlers Association Of Nigeria.
The time has come for you to join the rank of distinguished matters settlers. Will you heed the call?
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And for those who still go on to tell us “what a pretty name for a pretty face”, thanks for the courtesy. But we know you are lying.
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or else we the lovers of hundred Naira note will begin to move for the recall and impeachment of Mr President.
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We the National Electoral Reform Association, having witnessed a second consecutive postponement of Nigeria’s General Election have decided to speak up.
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Fellow countrymen, we at the National Trekkers Union have decided to bring some things to public knowledge, so you all can be aware of why we take our next line of action.
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In conclusion, if you choose to be blind, that doesn’t negate the fact that the beautiful ones have already been born, and we have no intention of minimizing our beauty.
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We the general assembly of the Imo State Statues Union, having heard all of your disparaging remarks about us have finally decided to put out our rejoinder.
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Firstly, no one is allowed to snatch the lawfully wedded spouse of another. You are only allowed to snatch boyfriends and girlfriends.
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This is a PSA by brought to you by the gentlemen at the National Union Of Nigerian Super-Macho-Men.
We want to use this medium to bring to your notice issues that has been on our extra strong macho-hearts.
