Making A Real Difference.
Knowing Happiness: TO THE ALTAR
My name is Happiness, and I am on a journey to the Altar. I forgot to mention, I am single and searching. I am not searching for a boyfriend, I am actually still looking for the one who will ask my hand in marriage and take me to the altar.
Fortune favors the bold (IDIOMS AND PROVERBS)
Cast your vote for people you genuinely believe in. Fortune does favors the bold. Fortune also favors the wise voters.
Spilling Beans (Deputy Girlfriend)
It was much later that Tomi told me that night was the first time Daniel called her since they broke up.
Guide Our Leaders Right (Alice In Naijaland)
Oh God of creation, Direct our Noble cause. Guide our leaders right, And if they insist on going left, leave them to Sango and Amadioha, let thunder Strike them.
Rhethorics: Mr Ballot Box Snatcher, Where Are You Going To?
Mr Ballot Box Snatcher, what's up? You have been paid to go on another snatching spree, you have been instructed on which polling station to disturb, you have picked your accomplices, please tell me, is it worth it?
Brother-Zone (The Women I Love)
As we stood up from the bench, she opened her arms to give me a hug. "Robotically", I walked forward to hug her. Tinu gave me a side hug. Looking back now, it seems like that hug sealed my seat in the Brother-Zone. At least, it was better than the hug I got (or didn't get) on the first day of the school year.
Lovers Database – YMCMPP
The YMCMPP have come to the realization that one of the major things holding back this potentially great nation from progressing is unfaithfulness among lovers.
PSA: National Electoral Reform Association
We the National Electoral Reform Association, having witnessed a second consecutive postponement of Nigeria's General Election have decided to speak up.
Of Thunder And Karma (With Love From Dad)
As much as thunder isn't going around striking every deserving person right now, I'll advise you don't go around doing things that will make people pray "thunder strike you". You don't want to be the person the strikes start with.
Expectation (Word For The Week)
May we not be used to nonsense. May we not trade our expectations for crumbs. May our expectation not be cut short.
Help Our Youths The Truth To Know (Alice In Naijaland)
O God of creation, Direct our noble cause. Guide our leaders right, Help our youths the truth to know. And give them the wisdom to process this truth, the strength and boldness to act on this truth, and the will to vote for the right leaders, based on this truth.
Rhethorics: How Much Is Your Dream Worth?
How much is a dream worth? How much should a future be sold for? Even Martin Luther King and his dream, how much was it worth?
Jombo – Kiss Daniel (Song Of The Day)
Remember if you start seeing any sign that her father or mother is coming for you, do take to your heels. People may laugh at you, but your head won't be in bandages at the end of the night.
Another First Day (The Women I Love)
As I saw Tinu step into the class, I cannot describe the feeling that came over me. It was like a jar of butterflies was opened up in my tummy.
Working Hard But Hardly Working (With Love From Dad)
Twenty four hours will make one day, but not all hard work will work out. What are you doing? Are you working hard or hardly working? Is your strength being used optimally? Is wisdom profitably directing you? The truth is […]
Not For Sale – 2Baba, MI, Teni, Chidinma, Waje, UmarMSheriff And Cobhams (Song Of The Day)
There is something about Lagos houses and "Not For Sale". It just goes hand in hand. I wish the same can be said about the forthcoming General Election in Nigeria.
Foresight (Word For The Week)
For the rest of us, foresight of what the future holds for us, our children and generations to come is why we must come out of our comfort zones, to carry out our civic responsibility by electing leaders we believe in.
No Shishi 4 Bribe – 2Baba, Falz, Simi, Waje, Timi Dakolo and More (Song Of The Day)
I wish every Nigerian going into this election can go with the mindset of No Shishi 4 Bribe. And stand by the decision.
A Naira And A Dream (The Good Life)
Yes, the poor, destitute and illiterate are selling their votes for Naira and Kobo, but you young, strong, bright, talented and educated Nigerian, how much are you selling your future for?
Beautifying Nigeria – YMCMPP
It has come to our attention at the YMCMPP that as much as Nigerians love the festive seasons, the government of Nigeria at all levels doesn't catch the festive spirit. At all.
By Their Fruits (IDIOMS AND PROVERBS)
Fruits never fall far from their parent trees. Look. Ask questions. All of their neighbors can't be uniformly evil while they just happened to be the only saint on the street.
From Wonderland To Naijaland (Alice In Naijaland)
Hello there, I am Alice. I have never been to Wonderland, but I do live in a country where wandering around, you will be left wondering about why, how, and why again things are the way they are.
Rhethorics: What Are Your Thoughts?
Has the thoughts that crosses your mind ever crossed your mind? Have you ever think about what you do think about? Do you know the power of your thoughts?
Only You Jesus – Ada Ehi (Song Of The Day)
In the song "Only You Jesus" by Ada Ehi, she recognizes the finite ability of man and the infinite ability of God. This is something that a lot of us have come to overlook in our daily lives.
Something Different (The Women I Love)
By the time we resumed school, let's just say I was no longer the "Innocent Boy" Tinu used to know. What I knew and what I wanted to know made me relate with girls a little different.
The Eyes Sees What The Heart Wants To See (With Love From Dad)
Does the eyes truly see what the heart wants to see? Is there a link between our expectations and our reality? Is the concept of mind over matter real?
Case – Teni (Song Of The Day)
If you have to slap a police officer, go to war, go to court, climb the bridge, enter water, punch a judge or slap an agbero for a guy, you really need to start with rethinking your life choices.
ANGER (Word For The Week)
Do not allow your anger to cause irreparable damage to relationships that could be beneficial to you in the future. Don't let a reputation of being a "Diva" or "Tantrum Tom" become a stumbling block to your progress.
No More Sorrow – Majek Fashek and 2 Baba (Song Of The Day)
The song "No More Sorrow" by Majek Fashek and 2 Baba is the perfect song for Nigeria at the moment. Beautifully remixed from Majek Fashek's 1991 Classic, "Holy Spirit."
Why Do Men Cheat? – RHETORICS
Why do men cheat? Is it ever excusable or permissible? Can a man ever be faithful to his lady? Is love really cursed by monogamy? Would polygamy be the fix and make a man not cheat anymore?
One – Tiwa Savage (Song Of The Day)
One by Tiwa Savage is a song of prayer in readiness for a New Year where we will be counted amongst those who have truly been blessed.
Best Of Friends 2.0 (The Women I Love)
We were best of friends for the most part of the school day, until Tinu got in the mood to "torment" Hezekiah.
No. It’s Not You Against The World (With Love From Dad)
The world might sometimes seem to be against you, but the world is meant to come under your dominion.
Save Myself – Ed Sheeran (Song Of The Day)
The song Save Myself by Ed Sheeran describes the unhealthy situation, relationship and "situation ship" a lot of us find ourselves in.
Accountability (Word For The Week)
As much as 2019 is your year of Abundance, Greatness, Increase and lots more, personally, 2019 should be your year of Accountability too.
Abraham Lincoln’s Letter Addressing Rumors Of Infidelity (Words And Life)
First is a letter to the editor of the Lacon Illinois Gazette which had published said rumor, then is a letter to the populace of Illinois.
Glorious – Macklemore (Song Of The Day)
Why did I choose Macklemore's Glorious as my first Song Of The Day in 2019? Easy answer. This song best describe my feeling coming (going) into this New Year.
To Tell Or Not To Tell? (Deputy Girlfriend)
In the midst of all this palaver of convincing Hannah to let Tomi stay with me, I forgot something just as important. I forgot to tell Dan about Tomi's debacle. How do I even begin?
FRIEND-ZONE CITY – EPISODE FIVE
In episode five of Friendzone City, Esther chats up Isabel to plead Tony's case. Can she convince her elder sister to give Tony a chance? How will Isabel react? Should Tony have asked for Esther's help? Is this the breakthrough that Tony needs?
Finding The Open Door (The Good Life)
As Christians, we spend a lot of time praying and praising. A resultant effect of this is that God consistently open doors we need to be opened up for us.
Beauty Lies In The Eyes Of The Beholder (IDIOMS AND PROVERBS)
Indeed, there was a time when beauty truly lay in the eyes of the beholder. A time when men were open to judgement and did judge each other honestly.
Let Us Sell Nigeria – YMCMPP
There is a rising sentiment among Nigerians that the government should sell the country, share the proceeds, so we can all move on with our lives. Despite how funny that sounds, a ridiculous amount of people are actually buying more into the idea daily.
No Men Hoe – THE COUNSELLOR
Ralph chats up the Doctor to find out if he is a hoe or if a guy can even be a hoe.
Wife Material (Being Joshua)
I have been an admirer of Will and Jada Pinkett Smithfor a while now. Looking at their family, it seem like the perfect blend of husband and wife material, resulting in arguably one of the most beautiful family in Hollywood.
First Day, Big Change.
Sometimes, they wanted to be so next to each other, I would expect them to merge into one. Other times, they'll be at each other’s throat and I'll have to be the buffer, to prevent them from exchanging punches.
Not My Business – Niyi Osundare (A Poem)
They picked Akanni up one morning Beat him soft like clay And stuffed him down the belly Of a waiting jeep. What business of mine is it So long they don’t take the yam From my savouring mouth?
PSA: Nigerian Trekkers Union
Fellow countrymen, we at the National Trekkers Union have decided to bring some things to public knowledge, so you all can be aware of why we take our next line of action.
Magnanimous In Victory, Graceful In Defeat (With Love From Dad)
Be magnanimous in victory, and graceful in defeat is one of the most underrated sayings in the history of mankind. This is despite the fact that man has been a race that has nonstop been at war with itself.
How Much Is That Bouquet? – RHETORICS
Before I go crazy, will you kindly tell me again, how much is that bouquet of flowers you just threw to those girls? Will the girl that caught it kindly return my money or my flower, or does she really think she is the next to marry when she is still single to stupor right now?
Norm (Word For The Week)
A norm is defined as something that is regarded as typical or normal. It is also a rule that is enforced by members of a society.Share with friends:
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Guide Our Leaders Right (Alice In Naijaland)By W. JOSHUA on 20-Feb-2019
Rhethorics: Mr Ballot Box Snatcher, Where Are You Going To?By W. JOSHUA on 20-Feb-2019
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1 year ago by mardlifetv Last week was Valentine’s Day. The sheer volume of kasala, palava, wahala and drama Nigeria and its plenty lovers witness is officially too much. The YMCMPP have come to the realization that one of the major things holding back this potentially great nation from progressing is unfaithfulness among lovers. The truth is legally, you can be polygamous in Nigeria, but then cheating on your partner is not allowed. Because of national interest, and to help focus our individual resources on beneficial endeavors, YMCMPP have decided that when we become the majority party in government, we will be creating a lovers
1 year ago by mardlifetv The fourth line in the second verse of the Nigerian National Anthem goes “Help our youths the truth to know”. In all the years I have seen people analyze and appreciate the National Anthem, I think this is one of the most underrated, undervalued and underappreciated line. Indeed, we need the God of creation to guide our leaders right, but just as importantly, we need him to help our youths to know the truth. In Nigeria, at present, the youths are the largest demography in the population. One truth we seem yet to acknowledge, understand and put to practice is
1 year ago by mardlifetv As a Nigerian in Nigeria, it is almost impossible not to have heard the phrase “thunder strike you”. But then it is really difficult to find someone who has been struck by said thunder. You are more likely to find such person on the screens of Nollywood than on the streets of Lagos. Meanwhile, Nigerians also believe a lot in the Laws of Karma. What goes around must come around. As nice and friendly as Nigerians are, they love their justice served as quickly and loudly as possible. Quick because they are in a hurry to do something else, loud
1 year ago by mardlifetv Fortune favors the bold. What favors the timid? Misfortune? Destruction? Penury? Lack? Or fortune also? Nigerians are generally a bold collection of people. Any assembly of people, irrespective of the number of people there, if there is or are Nigerians there, they easily make themselves known, try to dominate proceedings or at least, ensure you’ll never forget your encounter with them. But what happens when it comes to politics and policy? Nigerians generally are either not bold or can’t be bothered about it. The smartest as well as the most honest and hard-working people in Nigeria have got a phobia
1 year ago by mardlifetv It was in the third term of JSS3 that I finally summoned the courage to ask out Tinu. I did this the week before we started our Junior WAEC. I think my subconscious had calculated that the era of free snacks was drawing to a close and the time for me to make my move without loosing any privileges was perfect. On the last Friday before our Junior School Leaving Examination was to start, everyone had just been gisting and hanging out as no teacher had come to take any class through the week. I finally got my chance to
1 year ago by mardlifetv Oh God of creation, Direct our Noble cause, Guide our leaders right, They really need the guidance. It is like they have lost perspective on what is right or wrong. It seems they are no longer interested in carrying out their responsibility. As a matter of fact, it is like all the promises they made on the campaign trail was just dust. Heavenly father, please guide them right. There is a limit to man’s knowledge, but you are the all knowing God. You know the end right from the beginning. You know the consequence for every decision they take. You
1 year ago by mardlifetv I took my leave from Dan, so I can go clean up my place in preparation for Tomi’s arrival. It was much later that Tomi told me that night was the first time Daniel called her since they broke up. Read the latest installment of the Deputy Girlfriend Series. Up on the blog now. MARDLife.com Link in Bio. #ML #MARDLife #MakingARealDifference #MLSpecial #TheBookClub #TrueLieStory #DeputyGirlfriend #Fiction #Love #Lovers #Friends #BestFriends #Girlfriend #Bestfriend #BreakUp #Ex #Exes #Friendship #LoveTriangle #Relationship #Besties #Bros #Enemies #Friendship #Relationship
1 year ago by mardlifetv Mr Ballot Box Snatcher, Where Are You Going To? The Nigerian Presidential Election has been rescheduled for this Saturday. Mr Ballot Box Snatcher, what’s up? You have been paid to go on another snatching spree, you have been instructed on which polling station to disturb, you have picked your accomplices, please tell me, is it worth it? Mr President has given an order to members of the Security Forces to shoot all snatchers, no questions asked, tell me again, is it worth it? Twenty years of democracy, same class of politicians keep recycling themselves. Their bank accounts are smiling, their
1 year ago by mardlifetv How much is a dream worth? How much should a future be sold for? Even Martin Luther King and his dream, how much was it worth? Joseph’s dream, Pharaoh’s dream, Peter’s dream, do they go at unit cost or wholesale cost? The guy with only one dream, the lady with a thousand visions, are they worth the same thing or is it relative? My dream is to have a great family, a house which makes a great home, a first class tickets to anywhere in the world whenever I need it, a holiday or two every year, a great education
1 year ago by mardlifetv We the National Electoral Reform Association, having witnessed a second consecutive postponement of Nigeria’s General Election have decided to speak up. Enough is enough of this nonsense. The time has come for a total overhaul and reform of Nigeria’s Electoral Process. Firstly, why do we have two days dedicated to elections that can be held on one day? Doesn’t common sense tell all stakeholders that whichever election comes second will only be a formality as its result will mirror that of the first? Secondly, why does the nation have to be shutdown at election time? It is like the government
1 year ago by mardlifetv My name is Happiness, and I am on a journey to the Altar. I forgot to mention, I am single and searching. I am not searching for a boyfriend, I am actually still looking for the one who will ask my hand in marriage and take me to the altar. Were you expecting me to journey to the altar alone? I was brought up on the belief that after facing my studies, getting out of school and finding myself a good job, I will just up and meet a “Tall, Dark and Handsome” young man who will think the world
1 year ago by mardlifetv Expectation is defined as the act or state of expecting or looking forward to an event as about to happen. It can also be described as the prospect of the future; grounds upon which something excellent is expected to occur; or prospect of anything good to come. An expectation is what you believe will be the outcome of an event or series of events. It is your goal, your postulation, your dream, your intention. Your expectation is sometimes reliant on someone else playing their part, or sometimes, you even expect things from others. This is a situation where we cannot