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Fictional Political Satire.

Singlet And Boxers, Singlet, Boxers, Underwear, Vest, Valentine's Day, St Valentine Day, Gift, Romance, Relationship, Gift Idea,
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Singlet And Boxers – YMCMPP

  • IJOSWIL
  • 16-Jan-2021
The time has come for our women to be more imaginative. If you refuse to do it peaceably now, then wait until we become the government. Sales of singlet and boxers will be banned immediately after Christmas, and only resume after Valentine’s day.

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Free Sponge, Sponge, Clean, Hygiene, Bath, Smell, Odour, Odor, Cleaning,
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Free Sponge For All – YMCMPP

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  • 09-Jan-2021
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When the Bible says that “a thousand shall fall by your side and ten thousand at your right hand,” it shouldn’t be by your armpit. It should be by God’s protection.

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Do Not, Off Your Mic, Honourable, Minister, Parody, Satire Nigerian Politics, Politics, Drama, Stranger Than Fiction,
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Do Not Off Your Mic – YMCMPP

  • IJOSWIL
  • 02-Jan-2021
As you begin to wander into “off your mic” territory, you might notice that your microphone has gone mute. Don’t worry. At least, we kept our promise. We never asked you to off the mic.

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Election, Electoral, Appeal, INEC, Buhari, Akpabio, Atiku, PDP, APC,
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Electoral Appeal – YMCMPP

  • IJOSWIL
  • 27-Mar-2019
Why didn’t anyone advise Godswill Akpabio not to appeal his own loss? He didn’t even wait for the election appeal court before instituting his appeal, he went to lodge his complaint before a regular court.

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Valentine, Politics, Lovers, Database, Nigeria, Campaign, Promise, Youths, Policy,
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Lovers Database – YMCMPP

  • IJOSWIL
  • 19-Feb-2019
The YMCMPP have come to the realization that one of the major things holding back this potentially great nation from progressing is unfaithfulness among lovers.

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Beautifying, Beautify, Decorating, Festive, Suffering and Smiling, Nigeria, Nigerians, Christmas New Year, Politics,
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Beautifying Nigeria – YMCMPP

  • IJOSWIL
  • 10-Feb-2019
It has come to our attention at the YMCMPP that as much as Nigerians love the festive seasons, the government of Nigeria at all levels doesn’t catch the festive spirit. At all.

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Nigeria, Sell, Youths, Politics, Economics, Fiction, Satire, Sale,
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Let Us Sell Nigeria – YMCMPP

  • IJOSWIL
  • 15-Nov-2018
There is a rising sentiment among Nigerians that the government should sell the country, share the proceeds, so we can all move on with our lives. Despite how funny that sounds, a ridiculous amount of people are actually buying more into the idea daily.

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Politics, Satire, Fiction, Wall, The Wall, Jericho, China, USA, Donald Trump, Trump Wall, Nigeria, Politics,
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The Wall (YMCMPP)

  • IJOSWIL
  • 02-Nov-2018
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We at YMCMPP believe that the time has come for Nigeria to build her own wall. It is going to be the tallest, grandest and most beautiful wall this planet has ever hosted.

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Distraction, Mercy Aigbe, Wizkid, Tiwa Savage, Red Stew, Speed Darlington, Bobrisky, President, Politics, Social Media, Youths,
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Ending Distraction (YMCMPP)

  • IJOSWIL
  • 27-Oct-2018
Here at the Young Money Cash Money People’s Party, it has come to our attention that one of the biggest problem bedeviling our nation is that of distraction.

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Election, Fiction, Nigeria, Politics, Satire, Dollars, Richer, Money, YMCMPP, Young Money Cash Money, Party,
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Young Money Cash Money People’s Party – YMCMPP

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  • 10-Oct-2018
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Fellow countrymen, and women. I am here to introduce you to the party of the future. Young Money Cash Money People’s Party. YMCMPP!!!!

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Assure, Nigeria, Fiction, Satire, Politics, Election, Comedy, Entertainment,
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I Am Here To Assure You – YMCMPP

  • IJOSWIL
  • 03-Oct-2018
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I cannot promise to fix all of Nigeria’s problems, but I can promise not to create any more problems. I cannot promise that my presidency will make your personal life any better, but I can assure you that I will listen more to you.

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