To Tell Or Not To Tell? (Deputy Girlfriend)
In the midst of all this palaver of convincing Hannah to let Tomi stay with me, I forgot something just as important. I forgot to tell Dan about Tomi’s debacle. How do I even begin?
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Deputy Girlfriend tells you the many tales of my experience with my good friend who isn’t exactly my girlfriend. It is easier to just call her my deputy girlfriend.
Bros Before Besties (Deputy Girlfriend)
Yes, I know the normal phrase is Bros before Hoes, but there’s no way I am going to describe Tomi as such.
Now how do I describe Dan? Daniel is someone I have known all my life. We were inseparable as kids and he knew Tomi through me.
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Sisterly Rules (Deputy Girlfriend)
According to her, since Tomi was like a sister to me, she’ll be giving us some “Sisterly Rules”, made with sisterly love, and having non-sisterly consequences.
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A Tale For Hannah (Deputy Girlfriend)
Immediately Tomi left my house, I called my girlfriend, Hannah. She told me she was still on the way from work, so I asked to meet her up at her house.
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Deputy Girlfriend – How We Got Here
I wondered how her London based boyfriend felt about all this.
This is how I got stuck (or blessed, depending on how you view it) with a roommate (or “deputy girlfriend” as I like to call her).
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