O God of creation,
Direct our noble cause.
Guide our leaders right,
Help our youths the truth to know.
And give them the wisdom to process this truth, the strength and boldness to act on this truth, and the will to vote for the right leaders, based on this truth.
As I saw Tinu step into the class, I cannot describe the feeling that came over me. It was like a jar of butterflies was opened up in my tummy.
It has come to our attention at the YMCMPP that as much as Nigerians love the festive seasons, the government of Nigeria at all levels doesn’t catch the festive spirit. At all.
Hello there, I am Alice. I have never been to Wonderland, but I do live in a country where wandering around, you will be left wondering about why, how, and why again things are the way they are.
By the time we resumed school, let’s just say I was no longer the “Innocent Boy” Tinu used to know. What I knew and what I wanted to know made me relate with girls a little different.
We were best of friends for the most part of the school day, until Tinu got in the mood to “torment” Hezekiah.
In the midst of all this palaver of convincing Hannah to let Tomi stay with me, I forgot something just as important. I forgot to tell Dan about Tomi’s debacle. How do I even begin?
In episode five of Friendzone City, Esther chats up Isabel to plead Tony’s case. Can she convince her elder sister to give Tony a chance?
How will Isabel react? Should Tony have asked for Esther’s help? Is this the breakthrough that Tony needs?
There is a rising sentiment among Nigerians that the government should sell the country, share the proceeds, so we can all move on with our lives.
Despite how funny that sounds, a ridiculous amount of people are actually buying more into the idea daily.
Ralph chats up the Doctor to find out if he is a hoe or if a guy can even be a hoe.
Sometimes, they wanted to be so next to each other, I would expect them to merge into one. Other times, they’ll be at each other’s throat and I’ll have to be the buffer, to prevent them from exchanging punches.
Fellow countrymen, we at the National Trekkers Union have decided to bring some things to public knowledge, so you all can be aware of why we take our next line of action.
Tony chats up Esther, asking her to help him in his quest to woo her elder sister Isabel. How will this go?
Yes, I know the normal phrase is Bros before Hoes, but there’s no way I am going to describe Tomi as such.
Now how do I describe Dan? Daniel is someone I have known all my life. We were inseparable as kids and he knew Tomi through me.
We at YMCMPP believe that the time has come for Nigeria to build her own wall. It is going to be the tallest, grandest and most beautiful wall this planet has ever hosted.
Trish talks to the counselor about how her friends have tagged her a runs girl and she is unhappy about it.
Tony tries to claw his way out of the friend-zone. He chats up Isabel to finish up their previous conversation.
Will Tony finally get the girlfriend of his dream or will he be shut right back into the friend-zone?
Once again, it seemed the party and come to a halt and everyone was staring at our awkward reunion.
“Hi” she finally whispered.
In conclusion, if you choose to be blind, that doesn’t negate the fact that the beautiful ones have already been born, and we have no intention of minimizing our beauty.
According to her, since Tomi was like a sister to me, she’ll be giving us some “Sisterly Rules”, made with sisterly love, and having non-sisterly consequences.
Here at the Young Money Cash Money People’s Party, it has come to our attention that one of the biggest problem bedeviling our nation is that of distraction.
Tony, a self proclaimed “Gym Rat” wants to be Mr Six Pack for the ladies. He chats up The Counselor to get some advise on a little issue he has been having.
But then, ice cream is the smallest price to pay to see MB again. She is worth a thousand, even a million ice creams. I just can’t wait.
We the general assembly of the Imo State Statues Union, having heard all of your disparaging remarks about us have finally decided to put out our rejoinder.
Just as it is with chores, so it is with responsibilities. Tackle them while they are still a mole hill, and they’ll never rise to be a mountain.
Immediately Tomi left my house, I called my girlfriend, Hannah. She told me she was still on the way from work, so I asked to meet her up at her house.
You can do anything in this life. You can do anything you set your heart to. You can do whatever you want. You can’t do everything there is to do.
After Chatting with Tony, Isabel chats up her younger sister, Esther. They talk about what Tony and Isabel had discussed, as well as tell us what had gone down between Tony and Isabel in the
James chats up The Counselor to get advise on how to break up with his girlfriend.
Check in on their discussion to see if you can get a tip or two.
Love your neighbor as your self is a biblical injunction given by Christ Jesus himself. It is one of two new summary laws, with the other being that you should love the Lord God and worship no other God but him.
