I vividly remember being taught letter writing as a primary school student. Needless to say, it ranked quite high on my list of English Language topics. Unlike Algebra, Quadratic Equation and “looking for missing “Xes” Letter writing has proven to be quite a useful life skill to me.
Can you kill rats?
Will you serve the biggest of national interest of all time?
Will you help your nation, Nigeria the great, annihilate the rats overrunning the President’s office?