Tag: Boyfriend

JOSH JOURNAL ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB

Loving You And Your Sense Of Humor – Josh Journal

Now imagine your lover doesn’t share your sense of humor. Each time you laugh, they ask, “what’s funny?”
No matter how you explain, they just don’t get it. And whenever you share something you find funny with them, they’ll reply, “and so?” “I don’t get it.”

SINCERELY YOURS WEEKLY SPECIAL

Where Is The Love? (Sincerely Yours)

I still fondly remember the first time you said you love me. It was like time stood still.
I could hear a butterfly land on a flower’s petal a thousand miles away. The blue color of the sky looked freshly painted, to a point of exaggeration. If a pin dropped at the other end of the earth at that point, I would have heard it.

DEPUTY GIRLFRIEND ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB TRUE LIE STORY

Now The Day Is (Almost) Over (Deputy Girlfriend)

When I got back to the house, my two gossiping neighbors were nowhere to be seen. So also was whatever little respect I had for them.
This is not over. Instead, the battle line has just been drawn. I don’t know how I would get one over them, but I know I must get my pound of flesh.

SINCERELY YOURS WEEKLY SPECIAL

If He Ever Says… (Sincerely Yours)

But if he ever says he is done being your man, if he ever says he wants a life without you, if he ever says it is time to part ways, I don’t want you to shed a tear. I don’t want you to be heartbroken. I don’t want you to doubt yourself for a second.
Please, know that someone sees you. Someone wants you. Someone would be glad to have you in their life.
That someone is me.

DEPUTY GIRLFRIEND ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB TRUE LIE STORY

A Time For Everything (Deputy Girlfriend)

I have considered giving Tomi some money to go out on Sunday. Having Tomi around during our personal time is one Hannah won’t find comfortable.
If only her boyfriend was in Lagos. Maybe I should hook her up with one of these guys that have been disturbing me for her number.

ML SPECIAL PSA THE BOOK CLUB TRUE LIE STORY

PSA: Association Of Nigerian Boyfriends – Valentine Notice

Our Research and Investigation Department has informed us that if we give you too many gifts, other ladies might see it and get interested in us. We want to remain faithful. We don’t want other ladies to come and tempt us. In our opinion, prevention is better than cure.

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