While they want to be sombre and mourn over spilt milk, I have cleaned the floor and I’m laughing at the way the person slipped before spilling the milk.
Is it my fault for learning from the situation, accepting my fate, finding the funny, then moving on?
Did you propose and they turn you down? We buy rejected engagement rings. And if your proposal was accepted but the ring is too big or small, we buy that too.
Congratulations on your proposal. Thankfully she accepted.
Before you both drive off into the sunset though, please, who will clean this place?
Members of the stingy men association are actually proud to take care of their family and loved ones. It is even in our bylaws.
There is a rising sentiment among Nigerians that the government should sell the country, share the proceeds, so we can all move on with our lives.
Despite how funny that sounds, a ridiculous amount of people are actually buying more into the idea daily.
Fellow countrymen, we at the National Trekkers Union have decided to bring some things to public knowledge, so you all can be aware of why we take our next line of action.
Firstly, no one is allowed to snatch the lawfully wedded spouse of another. You are only allowed to snatch boyfriends and girlfriends.
Fellow countrymen, and women. I am here to introduce you to the party of the future. Young Money Cash Money People’s Party. YMCMPP!!!!
This is a PSA by brought to you by the gentlemen at the National Union Of Nigerian Super-Macho-Men.
We want to use this medium to bring to your notice issues that has been on our extra strong macho-hearts.
I cannot promise to fix all of Nigeria’s problems, but I can promise not to create any more problems. I cannot promise that my presidency will make your personal life any better, but I can assure you that I will listen more to you.
Welcome back Sir, I hope you know we missed you?
Mr President Sir, How Was Your Trip?
Mr President, how are you?
Yes, I know you are fine, but what exactly is wrong?
No, don’t tell me nothing is wrong cos you have been M.I.A for a while too long now. Once again, how are you?