Humor is a rubber sword—it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
— Mary Hirsch

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs at you.
— Caryn Leschen

On one issue at least, men and women agree: They both distrust women.
— H.L. Mencken

Fond as we are of our loved ones, there comes a time during their absence of unexplainable peace. 
— Ann Shaw 

Most problems don’t exist until a government agency is created to solve them.  
— Kirk Kirkpatrick 

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