Humor is a rubber sword—it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
— Mary Hirsch
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs at you.
— Caryn Leschen
On one issue at least, men and women agree: They both distrust women.
— H.L. Mencken
Fond as we are of our loved ones, there comes a time during their absence of unexplainable peace.
— Ann Shaw
Most problems don’t exist until a government agency is created to solve them.
— Kirk Kirkpatrick