JOSH JOURNAL ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB

Sometimes You’re Just A Ben Chilwell – Josh Journal

From shooting themselves in the foot to sticking their foot in their mouth, people end up doing more damage to themselves than their targets.
It is always better to pull a Kante and end things amicably. You ex-friend, boss, or lover should always be left with a smile whenever they see or remember you.

JOSH JOURNAL ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB

The Book Of Lamentations – Josh Journal

If volunteers are asked to pick the books they’ll be interested in writing, the book of Lamentations will have the most volunteers.
As a matter of fact, if the new books don’t have to maintain the size of the old, the book of Lamentations will take up ninety percent of the new Bible. There is just too much lamenting to do.

JOSH JOURNAL ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB

The Bible Says Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness – Josh Journal

The ease with which people confidently quote the Bible with sayings that are not in the Bible is quite surprising, shocking, frustrating, and disappointing.
In today’s episode of things the bible did not say, we will be talking about “cleanliness is next to godliness”.

JOSH JOURNAL ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB

The Biggest Lie Nollywood Ever Told – Josh Journal

A child believes everything his or her parents say until it gets wiser. Once the children knows more, it first recognizes one omission, misrepresentation, or outright lie by the parents.
From that moment, the child begins to question everything the parents ever said and will ever say.

SINCERELY YOURS WEEKLY SPECIAL

To The First Of All Exes (Sincerely Yours)

Maybe we should have enjoyed being friends and never bothered dating. Maybe we would still be friends rather than exes. Or maybe it was inevitable that we would get together.
There are a thousand and one other maybes, maybe in an alternate universe, we followed one of the several maybes, and ended up with a “happily ever after”.

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