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IDIOMS AND PROVERBS WEEKLY SPECIAL

Candle Tales (IDIOMS AND PROVERBS)

by IJOSWIL 04-Mar-202104-Mar-2021

At the end of the day, it boils down to one thing. When the candle that burned bright burns out, is there an alternative light source?
What fuels you when passion runs out?

JOSH JOURNAL ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB

Calm Under Attack – Josh Journal

by IJOSWIL 03-Mar-202103-Mar-2021

On January 21 of this year, my Instagram account came under a hacker’s attack.
Someone was trying to sign in to my account. I believe the person was able to get either my current or previous password.

RHETORICS WEEKLY SPECIAL

What will you remember? RHETORICS

by IJOSWIL 03-Mar-202103-Mar-2021

You may have little power over how you will be remembered when you are gone, but you do have a lot of say in what you will remember before you are gone.

JOSH JOURNAL ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB

Delete It – Josh Journal

by IJOSWIL 02-Mar-202102-Mar-2021

Truly, they deserve this. But, is this the best version of you?
You know what to do. As much as you don’t want to, but you need to delete this.

ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB THE WOMEN I LOVE TRUE LIE STORY

Ọmọ Pastor: New Faces (The Women I Love)

by IJOSWIL 02-Mar-202102-Mar-2021

As I shook hands with Pastor Tega, I looked behind him and saw an elderly woman and three delectable, effervescent, and beautiful young ladies. They were in the company of our outgoing pastor’s family.

JOSH JOURNAL ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB

ITK And You Don’t Know – Josh Journal

by IJOSWIL 01-Mar-202117-Mar-2021

Growing up, one major lesson that stuck with me is that no one likes an ITK. You can imagine my shock when as an adult, all I see is people trying to be ITK.
When did that change? Or was I mistaken?

WEEKLY SPECIAL WORD FOR THE WEEK

Social Construct (Word For The Week)

by IJOSWIL 01-Mar-202101-Mar-2021

A social construct is the meaning, notion, or connotation placed on an object or event by a society, and adopted by the inhabitants of that society with respect to how they view or deal with the object or event.

JOSH JOURNAL ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB

A Warning Regarding A Red Rivalry – Josh Journal

by IJOSWIL 28-Feb-202128-Feb-2021

It dawned on me today that for someone who supports Liverpool, I have too many friends supporting a team embroidered in a ferocious rivalry. Manchester United.
This is not right.

SINCERELY YOURS WEEKLY SPECIAL

In Defense Of The Nice Guy (Sincerely Yours)

by IJOSWIL 28-Feb-202128-Feb-2021

In truth, I am not against the bad guys. I also hold no grudge against those that love them. My beef is against those that have issues with the nice guy.
If the “bad guy” can proudly proclaim that he is a bad guy, why can’t the nice guy do the same?

DEPUTY GIRLFRIEND ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB TRUE LIE STORY

Post Match Activities (Deputy Girlfriend)

by IJOSWIL 28-Feb-202128-Feb-2021

They will likely hold this grudge until another incident blows over it.
Whatever the case might be, I didn’t ask anyone not to try getting at Tomi. But I actually pity whoever has the balls to try though.

JOSH JOURNAL ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB

I Need To Read – Josh Journal

by IJOSWIL 27-Feb-202127-Feb-2021

I have already decided to move on to the next book. My question now is should I pick one from my current library, or should I wait for one I recently paid for?

ALICE IN NAIJALAND ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB TRUE LIE STORY

Dining With The Nigerian Devil (Alice In Naijaland)

by IJOSWIL 27-Feb-202127-Feb-2021

I will not liken Nigeria’s ruling class to the devil. He must be wondering where they got their own heartlessness from.
Either way, if you must go dining with the Nigerian devil, don’t do it from Nigeria.
Or at least, get out of the devil’s lodge and dining table before you start fighting him.

JOSH JOURNAL ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB

How Broke Am I? – Josh Journal

by IJOSWIL 26-Feb-202127-Feb-2021

Throughout last year, I walked a tight line with my finances. We are still in February of 2021, and the question isn’t if I am broke. It is “how broke am I?”
They really should have warned us about growing up. It is like there is an ongoing competition to see who and what can take the last money in my pocket. So much for nuevo poor.

ML SPECIAL PSA THE BOOK CLUB TRUE LIE STORY

PSA: National Association Of Inquisitive Nigerians – MARS Mission

by IJOSWIL 26-Feb-202126-Feb-2021

Don’t these people read books? Don’t they watch movies?
In which storyline does this have a happy ending? Couldn’t they wait until we are done with our current pandemic before they go “probing”?

JOSH JOURNAL ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB

Familiar And Unfamiliar Friendship – Josh Journal

by IJOSWIL 25-Feb-202125-Feb-2021

Imagine a married couple that has no shared interest. That do not enjoy each other’s company. They always need a visitor to be around.
A couple that cannot spend an hour in discussion, because they will always run out of topics to talk about.

IDIOMS AND PROVERBS WEEKLY SPECIAL

A Firefighters’ Spirit (IDIOMS AND PROVERBS)

by IJOSWIL 25-Feb-202125-Feb-2021

You don’t get a second chance at a first impression. Your target market might be pressed for time so you don’t get a chance to repair your reputation.

JOSH JOURNAL ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB

Why I Prefer The KJV Bible – Josh journal

by IJOSWIL 24-Feb-202124-Feb-2021

At the end of the day, my choice is more about sentiment than anything else. Whichever version of the Bible you find easiest to understand, stick with it.

RHETORICS WEEKLY SPECIAL

The Wire, The Key, And The Ignition – RHETORICS

by IJOSWIL 24-Feb-202124-Feb-2021

Do these fellas know they could have saved all of us five seconds by just going straight to the cables rather than toying with keys?
Or does the key serves a purpose the rest of us are not aware of?

JOSH JOURNAL ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB

Of Public Office And Their Occupants – Josh Journal

by IJOSWIL 23-Feb-202123-Feb-2021

You are a public office holder, not a public office. Can’t you tell the difference?
It is situations like this that make these officeholders unable to assimilate back into normal life when they exit their prestigious seats.

ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB THE WOMEN I LOVE TRUE LIE STORY

Valentina: A Valentine Story – Part 4 (The Women I Love)

by IJOSWIL 23-Feb-202123-Feb-2021

Eventually, Henry, our class captain had to send out everyone who wasn’t a member of our class.
I don’t need to say it, but the magic of Valentine was dead. Cupid probably sat atop a cloud weeping.

JOSH JOURNAL ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB

What Are You Doing On The Computer? – Josh Journal

by IJOSWIL 22-Feb-202122-Feb-2021

First of all, they type way too much. Irrespective of your duties, you don’t type half as much as they do in movies. Unless you are a typist at a business center, you most likely do not type half as much as they do in movies.
So much typing, with minimal use of the mouse.

WEEKLY SPECIAL WORD FOR THE WEEK

Nuevo Poor (Word For The Week)

by IJOSWIL 22-Feb-202122-Feb-2021

Nuevo poor is a financial situation where someone is poor without technically being poor.
It is when someone can afford most things, but they know their bank account though in the greens, is just one payment away from being in the reds.

JOSH JOURNAL ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB

Why Am I Getting Ads To Join The US Air Force? – Josh Journal

by IJOSWIL 21-Feb-202121-Feb-2021

Whatever the case may be, maybe I am reading too much into this. Am I even eligible to enlist?
Is this a sign? Is my “real” country calling me? Am I the one to change the US Air Force?

SINCERELY YOURS WEEKLY SPECIAL

I Tried (Sincerely Yours)

by IJOSWIL 21-Feb-202121-Feb-2021

From a dream come true to a nightmare come to life. That is how far my trying has brought me.
I hope you are happy. I hope you find different, or different finds you.
After it all, the heart wants what the heart wants. And my heart wants you.

DEPUTY GIRLFRIEND ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB TRUE LIE STORY

Strange News From The Football Viewing Center (Deputy Girlfriend)

by IJOSWIL 21-Feb-202121-Feb-2021

I was expecting someone to say that. And it most definitely had to be Paul. The only thing he loved more than football was the ladies.
Any match day he failed to show up here, you can be certain he had a lady with him at home.

JOSH JOURNAL ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB

Why I Don’t Write Poetry – Josh Journal

by IJOSWIL 20-Feb-202120-Feb-2021

What exactly is my problem with spoken word artists?
Have you seen Lasisi’s skit on spoken word? That is a visual representation of everything I deem wrong with spoken word as an art form.

ALICE IN NAIJALAND ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB TRUE LIE STORY

Bombs In Orlu In 2021 (Alice In Naijaland)

by IJOSWIL 20-Feb-202120-Feb-2021

Nigeria is battling an active insurgency in the Northeast region of the country. The soldiers involved in that corridor have complained of insufficient armories. Including bombs.
Yet the government is unleashing the same bombs on its own population.

JOSH JOURNAL ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB

Your Bus Has Torn My Trouser – Josh Journal

by IJOSWIL 19-Feb-202119-Feb-2021

“Oga driver, your bus has torn my trouser.” That is one phrase every Lagosian dread ever having to utter.
If you ever hear someone say this, just know the rest of their day has been thrown off its rails.

ML SPECIAL PSA THE BOOK CLUB TRUE LIE STORY

PSA: Love Leftovers Nigeria Unlimited

by IJOSWIL 19-Feb-202119-Feb-2021

Did you propose and they turn you down? We buy rejected engagement rings. And if your proposal was accepted but the ring is too big or small, we buy that too.

JOSH JOURNAL ML SPECIAL THE BOOK CLUB

Shift Inside – Josh Journal

by IJOSWIL 18-Feb-202118-Feb-2021

At the rate at which bandits are taking up spaces in Nigeria, eventually, our ruling class might have to borrow from the colloquial of the drivers.
After giving up twenty-seven states of Nigeria, I hope they never tell the rest of us to “shift inside”, and manage the remaining nine states.

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