We the general assembly of the Imo State Statues Union, having heard all of your disparaging remarks about us have finally decided to put out our rejoinder.
Just as it is with chores, so it is with responsibilities. Tackle them while they are still a mole hill, and they’ll never rise to be a mountain.
Most problems don’t exist until a government agency is created to solve them.
— Kirk Kirkpatrick
I’ve learned That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
I’ve learned That when you’re in love, it shows.
To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.
– G.K. Chesterton
I call on those that call me son,
Grandson, or great-grandson,
On uncles, aunts, great-uncles or great-aunts,
To judge what I have done.
Immediately Tomi left my house, I called my girlfriend, Hannah. She told me she was still on the way from work, so I asked to meet her up at her house.
You can do anything in this life. You can do anything you set your heart to. You can do whatever you want. You can’t do everything there is to do.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.– Mark Twain I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. – A. Whitney Brown The trouble with being punctual is
When you teach them that none shall lack their mate, teach them interpersonal relationship skills, a positive attitude, dress etiquette, social etiquette and modesty
Children need more than food, clothing and shelter. They need at least one person who is crazy about them.
– Fran Stott
After Chatting with Tony, Isabel chats up her younger sister, Esther. They talk about what Tony and Isabel had discussed, as well as tell us what had gone down between Tony and Isabel in the
James chats up The Counselor to get advise on how to break up with his girlfriend.
Check in on their discussion to see if you can get a tip or two.
Love your neighbor as your self is a biblical injunction given by Christ Jesus himself. It is one of two new summary laws, with the other being that you should love the Lord God and worship no other God but him.
Coming and going these several seasons,
Do stay out on the baobab tree,
Follow where you please your kindred spirits
If indoors is not enough for you.
My friendship has never been for hire, that’s why I have always built relationship not caring about immediate gains nor considering what I could pilfer off you.
When do we humans first become aware of ourselves? When do we take note of our environment? When is the first time we recognize others? At what age do we start having friends? When do we first fall in love?
Firstly, no one is allowed to snatch the lawfully wedded spouse of another. You are only allowed to snatch boyfriends and girlfriends.
Fellow countrymen, and women. I am here to introduce you to the party of the future. Young Money Cash Money People’s Party. YMCMPP!!!!
When you come too close to the tree, you stop seeing the forest. You only see the trees. We may give without loving, but we cannot love without giving. Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
A good leader takes a little more than his share of the blame, a little less than his share of the credit. — Arnold Glasgow
I wondered how her London based boyfriend felt about all this.
This is how I got stuck (or blessed, depending on how you view it) with a roommate (or “deputy girlfriend” as I like to call her).
Follow the story of Tony. He is currently a resident of “Friend Zone”. He is trying to shoot his shot. Will he get out or get slammed back in?
I’m trying to remember why I was created. Or at least, that’s what I’d like you to think. Because amnesia sounds a lot better than just plain ignorance. Well…even ignorance is defined as a lack of knowledge, see I’m just faking it. Pretending as if I don’t know, when really I do.
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espect is the foundational principle by which everything positive in life is built on. Loving your neighbour as yourself requires respecting them.
Getting our children to cultivate the habit of reading can be a tricky affair. Get an helpful tip from the counselor.
But that one air for all that throng! And yet
How wondrously the magic strain went through
Those thousand hearts! I saw young eyes, that knew
Only the fairest sights, grow dim and wet,
While eyes long fed on visions of regret
Beheld life’s rose, upspringing from its rue;
For some, the night-wind in thy music blew,
For some, the spring’s celestial clarinet!
Life is a competition, a race, a battle, and a lot of other things. In the midst of it all, never forget, I am me and you are you.