PSA: Nigerian Starers Association
This is a public service announcement from the good people at the Nigerian Starers Association.
For a while now, we have been receiving complaints and accusations against our members. We are being accused of having long-throat, ojúkòkòkòrò, bad eyes, and other unprintable names.
This has been a major source of concern for us. We want to use this medium to kindly separate members of this association from people of such questionable character.
The Nigerian Starers Association is a fellowship of unashamed admirers, imaginers, wishful thinkers, and dreamers.
Our rank and file is filled with people who are not scared of being caught admiring any beautiful work of God or man’s creation.
We have heard our members being accused of being gawkers and creeps. This is wrong.
There is a level of beauty you’ll possess, that it just becomes impossible to stop staring at you. The same applies to ugliness.
You cannot be dressed up, looking dapper, cute, and breath-taking, and expect us not to put everything else on hold when you come around.
Don’t dye your hair three colors and expect us not to stare. We need to be able to tell if you are looking good or ridiculous.
If you left your home with the intention of looking stunning, why are you then surprised that we are stunned when we see you.
The Nigerian Starers Association acknowledges that there are creeps. We do not excuse nor condone their behaviors.
All we are requesting is that you don’t lump us in with them.