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Lovers Database – YMCMPP

The YMCMPP have come to the realization that one of the major things holding back this potentially great nation from progressing is unfaithfulness among lovers.

PSA: National Electoral Reform Association

We the National Electoral Reform Association, having witnessed a second consecutive postponement of Nigeria’s General Election have decided to speak up.

Of Thunder And Karma (With Love From Dad)

As much as thunder isn’t going around striking every deserving person right now, I’ll advise you don’t go around doing things that will make people pray “thunder strike you”.
You don’t want to be the person the strikes start with.

Expectation (Word For The Week)

May we not be used to nonsense. May we not trade our expectations for crumbs. May our expectation not be cut short.

Help Our Youths The Truth To Know (Alice In Naijaland)

O God of creation,
Direct our noble cause.
Guide our leaders right,
Help our youths the truth to know.
And give them the wisdom to process this truth, the strength and boldness to act on this truth, and the will to vote for the right leaders, based on this truth.

Rhethorics: How Much Is Your Dream Worth?

How much is a dream worth? How much should a future be sold for? Even Martin Luther King and his dream, how much was it worth?

Beautifying Nigeria – YMCMPP

It has come to our attention at the YMCMPP that as much as Nigerians love the festive seasons, the government of Nigeria at all levels doesn’t catch the festive spirit. At all.

Let Us Sell Nigeria – YMCMPP

There is a rising sentiment among Nigerians that the government should sell the country, share the proceeds, so we can all move on with our lives.
Despite how funny that sounds, a ridiculous amount of people are actually buying more into the idea daily.

Not My Business – Niyi Osundare (A Poem)

They picked Akanni up one morning
Beat him soft like clay
And stuffed him down the belly
Of a waiting jeep.
What business of mine is it
So long they don’t take the yam
From my savouring mouth?

PSA: Nigerian Trekkers Union

Fellow countrymen, we at the National Trekkers Union have decided to bring some things to public knowledge, so you all can be aware of why we take our next line of action.

The Wall (YMCMPP)

We at YMCMPP believe that the time has come for Nigeria to build her own wall. It is going to be the tallest, grandest and most beautiful wall this planet has ever hosted.

PSA: Association of Already Born Beautiful Ones

In conclusion, if you choose to be blind, that doesn’t negate the fact that the beautiful ones have already been born, and we have no intention of minimizing our beauty.

What Is A Certificate? – Rhetorics

To get any other job, you need a certificate, but when you run for the highest political office in Nigeria, you can gladly tell your followers “Who WAEC done help?”

PASSION – Word For The Week

Passion is defined as a strong emotion towards something or someone. It is synonymous with fervor, determination and ardor.

Are Those Movie Tears?

Very few movies or TV series have made me shed tears. Sincerely, I can’t remember any one. That was until I saw the 16th episode of the second season of Blackish.

PSA: National Union Of Beans Lovers

It has come to our attention here at the National Union Of Beans Lovers that Nigeria no longer loves us.

PACT – Word For The Week

A pact is defined as an agreement or covenant between two or more people. When some of the people we consider as leading erudite in Nigeria decided to align themselves politically, they redefined PACT to mean Presidential Aspirants Coming Together.

Of Pen And Sword – Idioms & Proverbs

But then, there is one lesson I did learn from reading those papers; “The pen is mightier than the sword… Except when the sword is hanging over your head.”

Young Money Cash Money People’s Party – YMCMPP

Fellow countrymen, and women. I am here to introduce you to the party of the future. Young Money Cash Money People’s Party. YMCMPP!!!!

When NYSC Go Expire? – RHETORICS

Can we still remember why the NYSC was founded? Can we objectively look back and say NYSC is past its sell-by date or totally unnecessary?

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5 days ago by mardlifetv The fourth line in the second verse of the Nigerian National Anthem goes “Help our youths the truth to know”. In all the years I have seen people analyze and appreciate the National Anthem, I think this is one of the most underrated, undervalued and underappreciated line. Indeed, we need the God of creation to guide our leaders right, but just as importantly, we need him to help our youths to know the truth. In Nigeria, at present, the youths are the largest demography in the population. One truth we seem yet to acknowledge, understand and put to practice is
5 days ago by mardlifetv Jombo – Kiss Daniel (Song Of The Day) Jombo by Kiss Daniel is probably a song that should never go with Valentine’s day, but then I am not really in a Valentine mode today. Kiss daniel does a great job of storytelling. His tunes are quite melodious and the lyrics are simple enough for you to remember. They also easily get stuck in your head. As you wrap up valentines day, do be careful and make sure you do not have the same fate as Kiss Daniel did in this song. Remember if you start seeing any sign that her
1 day ago by mardlifetv As a Nigerian in Nigeria, it is almost impossible not to have heard the phrase “thunder strike you”. But then it is really difficult to find someone who has been struck by said thunder. You are more likely to find such person on the screens of Nollywood than on the streets of Lagos. Meanwhile, Nigerians also believe a lot in the Laws of Karma. What goes around must come around. As nice and friendly as Nigerians are, they love their justice served as quickly and loudly as possible. Quick because they are in a hurry to do something else, loud
1 week ago by mardlifetv Foresight is defined as the ability to foresee or prepare wisely for the future. It is being able to extrapolate the future based on the present, while factoring in expected variables. It is why Joseph after interpreting Pharaoh’s dream also gave him a recommendation on how to store grains in the seven years of plenty, to take care of the seven years of famine. Foresight is why Moses refused to be recognized as Pharaoh’s grandson, choosing rather to be associated with the descendants of Jacob. Foresight is a gift from God to every man. It is a character of God
5 days ago by mardlifetv How much is a dream worth? How much should a future be sold for? Even Martin Luther King and his dream, how much was it worth? Joseph’s dream, Pharaoh’s dream, Peter’s dream, do they go at unit cost or wholesale cost? The guy with only one dream, the lady with a thousand visions, are they worth the same thing or is it relative? My dream is to have a great family, a house which makes a great home, a first class tickets to anywhere in the world whenever I need it, a holiday or two every year, a great education
1 week ago by mardlifetv Another First Day (The Women I Love) As I saw Tinu step into the class, I cannot describe the feeling that came over me. It was like a jar of butterflies was opened up in my tummy. I was both cold and hot at the same time, I wanted to rush to the toilet but also felt hungry, my mouth was dry and my tongue was tied. In slow motion, she walked to our chair to join me. In the almost five minutes (or ten seconds) that it took for her to join me, I was rooted to where I
7 hours ago by mardlifetv Last week was Valentine’s Day. The sheer volume of kasala, palava, wahala and drama Nigeria and its plenty lovers witness is officially too much. The YMCMPP have come to the realization that one of the major things holding back this potentially great nation from progressing is unfaithfulness among lovers. The truth is legally, you can be polygamous in Nigeria, but then cheating on your partner is not allowed. Because of national interest, and to help focus our individual resources on beneficial endeavors, YMCMPP have decided that when we become the majority party in government, we will be creating a lovers
1 week ago by mardlifetv There is something about Lagos houses and “Not For Sale”. It just goes hand in hand. I wish the same can be said about the forthcoming General Election in Nigeria. Nigerian politicians have perfected the art of vote buying. They not only offer you money on election day, they go as far as sharing loaves of bread, exercise books, a shirt or two and other unbelievably silly items. There is even a Senator of the Federal Republic who goes around throwing satchets of instant noodles. The effrontery! Really??? Nodles for votes??????? I don’t even know what to say. It is
2 days ago by mardlifetv Expectation is defined as the act or state of expecting or looking forward to an event as about to happen. It can also be described as the prospect of the future; grounds upon which something excellent is expected to occur; or prospect of anything good to come. An expectation is what you believe will be the outcome of an event or series of events. It is your goal, your postulation, your dream, your intention. Your expectation is sometimes reliant on someone else playing their part, or sometimes, you even expect things from others. This is a situation where we cannot
1 week ago by mardlifetv Working Hard But Hardly Working Twenty four hours will make one day, but not all hard work will work out. What are you doing? Are you working hard or hardly working? Is your strength being used optimally? Is wisdom profitably directing you? The truth is hard work doesn’t always guarantee success, there are a lot of variables that are not within your control. As the Bible puts it, “the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of
7 hours ago by mardlifetv It was in the third term of JSS3 that I finally summoned the courage to ask out Tinu. I did this the week before we started our Junior WAEC. I think my subconscious had calculated that the era of free snacks was drawing to a close and the time for me to make my move without loosing any privileges was perfect. On the last Friday before our Junior School Leaving Examination was to start, everyone had just been gisting and hanging out as no teacher had come to take any class through the week. I finally got my chance to
8 hours ago by mardlifetv We the National Electoral Reform Association, having witnessed a second consecutive postponement of Nigeria’s General Election have decided to speak up. Enough is enough of this nonsense. The time has come for a total overhaul and reform of Nigeria’s Electoral Process. Firstly, why do we have two days dedicated to elections that can be held on one day? Doesn’t common sense tell all stakeholders that whichever election comes second will only be a formality as its result will mirror that of the first? Secondly, why does the nation have to be shutdown at election time? It is like the government

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